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I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it
This is that next level poetry! *snaps fingers*
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I’d very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
(via afk)
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Perfect magnets
Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields play into this?” and they will invariably say “fuck you I don’t know” because no one understands magnetic fields they are black magic.
Magnets are pure bullshit.
Pure utter bullshit. Electromagnetic forces somehow outstrip gravitic forces in strength by an obscene factor, for no reason I can comprehend and it bothers me.
I love magnets
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Remember all those promo pics that made it look like Mulder and Scully were going to the prom?
I’m coming up short on THE prom promo pics, but I’ve always felt they were part of a larger series, including (but not limited to):
fbi engagement photos
fbi pregnancy announcement
fbi apocalypse survivors?
and, last but not least, fbi indie album cover.
fbi homecoming
fbi slavic 80s popstars
fbi weird theater kids
fbi young adult novel
fbi Christmas card
I think this is one of the aforementioned FBI prom photos
but let’s not forget the FBI Sears portrait
FBI du Soleil
FBI 1980′s cigarette ad
FBI one hit wonder 90′s pop duo
This is like the montage at the end of 22 jump street
all of this is amazing
FBI film noir
FBI country music legends
FBI the gap
FBI college sweethearts
FBI mimes
FBI Mrs. Doubtfire
FBI 50 Shades of Grey
FBI true crime cover
(via besnurched)
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how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor
patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now
get fucking rekt OP
This man is a god.
dont disrespect the pat
get fucked op
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